Would you rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or have a magnetic head?

Would you rather have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"

Would you rather be able to fly, or have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather have the power of invisibility, or be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather be able to fortell the future, or have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or be imprisoned?

rather be a dog named killer or a cat named fluffy?

rather give up movies or music?
rather b forced to lie to your best bud or tell the truth to your parents?
rather know it all or have it all?
rather have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
rather forget who u r or who everyone else was?

rather have 1 wish granted today or 3 10 yrs from now?
Kiss a dirty bum every morning right after you brush your teeth or know when you are going to die?

Be invisible or be limitlessly rich?

Never taste anything again or just taste one thing all day long, forever?

Be a pirate or a dinosaur?

*Eat a dead squirrel or a live cow? (both uncooked)

*Change your name to Jeffrey Dahmer or Osama Bin Laden?

*Have to sit in every chair you see or pee your pants every time someone says your name?

*Fall down when ever you blink or have a permanent stubbed toe?

Starve to death or die of thirst?

bite off your hand at the wrist using only your teeth or have a doctor surgically remove your whole arm?
pay someone $1000 or give a hobo a pedicure with your mouth

Would you rather be part of a conjoined twin duo (Don't quite know how to word that) with Robin Williams (No surgery) or be stuck in a van with an angry raccoon for 5 hours?

Would you rather be chased by a werewolf or a dragon?

Can eat anything or Dont need to eat?

Would you rather have a miniature bear or a giant housecat for a pet?

kill or be killed?

Would you rather eat out of date mayo sandwiches or live woodlice?

Would you rather live a long, healthy but boring, unremarkable life or a short life of fame and heroics?
Stabbed in the eye, or stabbed in the neck?
Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or an earlobe the size of a basketball?
Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?
Would you rather find true love or $1 million?
Would you always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Would you rther be gossiped about or never talked about @ all!?
Would you rather have stars in your eyes or eyes on the back if your head?
Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
would you rather end hunger or hatred?
Would you rather fight a giant squid or a killer whale?

get a paper cut on all five fingers and between them and then dip your hand in lemon juice, or pour a bucket of cockroaches on your head?
Would you rather know exactly when you were going to die or exactly how you were going to die?

Would you rather be eaten alive by rats or be burried alive in a casket?

Would you rather be highly paid, but have all your work torn up in front of you everyday, or be low paid but appreciated?

Would you rather have a mental disorder or an eating disorder?

Would you rather be loaded into a space shuttle and launched into space for the rest of your life, or be trapped at the bottom of the sea for the rest of your life?

Would you rather never need to eat or never need to sleep?

WYR be lawful good (yay for karma!) or chaotic evil (yay for fun!)

Would you rather kick a puppy or make a baby cry?

Would you rather be dead or undead?

Would you rather get married or go on a gameshow.

have your face fixed in a permanent smile or a permanent frown?

would you rather live forever tied to a chair,forced to listen to Celine dion for all eternity,ooor have your eyes gouged out by an angry Madonna?

swim in jelly or swim in caramel?

Would you rather take mind bending drugs or steroids?

would you rather leave before dessert comes or get there before drinks are served?

would you rather run out of film while taping or run out of paper while writing?

To survive would you eat roaches or maggots?

Would you rather be at the top of a Ferris wheel for 24hours or on a non-stop roller coaster ride for two hours?

would you rather be 1 or 100 years old?

Would you rather swim through a pool of sharks or alligators?

Would you rather be covered in bees or in spiders?

Would you rather spend your life in total sensory deprivation, or have every nerve in your body electrically stimulated at random intervals?

Would you rather freeze to death, or burn to death?

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island or never see daylight again?

would you rather be unable to laugh, or unable to cry?

Would you rather forget how to write, or be lonely?

Would you rather be utterly alone in your life, or live it out in overcrowded quarters?

would you rather drink a tall glass of vinegar, or a tall glass of soy sauce ?

would you rather lick an eyeball, or lick a snail?

Would you rather have all your hair fall out or grow a ton of body hair?

Would you rather kill a chicken with your own hands and eat it uncooked or eat human flesh (assuming the person is already dead)?

Would you rather have chronic back pain or recurring migranes?
Would you rather die drowning or die in a plane crash

Would you rather be stew for a tribe of pigmies (i have no idea on the spelling, as always) or have your head shrunken by a witchdoctor?

Would you rather drink blood or eat fingernails? Someone elses

Would you rather eat a pound of raw meat or a pound of anchovies?

Would you rather work 80 hours a week or be a stay-at-home mom to 15 kids?

Would you rather listen to nothing but Micheal Bolton's rendition of "When a Man Loves a Woman" for a 5 years or have his name tatooed on a "private area" and be free to listen to whatever you'd like?

Would you rather eat a rotten banana, or a perfectly fresh - if mildly poisonous - mushroom?

Would you rather eat a meal that was overly salty or overly peppery?

Would you rather drive a car off a cliff or into the ocean?

would you rather forget everything that happened in your childhood or lose your ability to make rational decisions?

would you rather be unable to feel anything when you touch or get touched, or have completely translucent skin and look icky?

Would you rather never be able to do art again or never be able to use the internet again?

Would you rather drink a cup of cooking oil or a cup of sour milk?

Would you rather live with a murderer, or be one yourself?

Would you rather be stoned to death or buried alive?

Would you rather grow a tail or have a third eye?

Would you rather be punced in the stomach by hulk hogan or have your hand stepped on by fat albert (If of course fat albert was a real person)

Would you rather be pierced by a thousand needles or walk on broken glass?

Would you rather jump off a plane without a parachute, or walk through a blazing inferno?

Would you rather lose contact with all members of your family, or have the flu for the rest of your life?

Would you rather fish your favorite ring/piece of jewelry out of a filthy, loaded to the brim public toilet or just forget about it and flush?
would you rather eat only canned sardines for the rest of your life, or have to drink all your meals through a straw (blended turkey dinner???)???

Would you rather have a tickle in the back of your throat for the rest of your life or donate five dollars (or the equivalent) out of every single paycheck to your least-favorite charity?

Would you rather give up your first born to be the dahli lama or live in poverty with nobody and nothing at all?

Would you rather sleep in a room full of wasps who *might* sting or a room full of mosquitos who *will* bite?

Would you rather live next door to the runway of a busy airport or a hog farm?

Would you rather have mice in your house, or termites?

would you rather live in a barn or be made of yarn???

Would you rather live in poverty, or be fabulously rich but unable to leave your house?

Would you rather have a migraine for a week, or have all of your teeth pulled?

Would you rather be four feet tall or seven feet tall?

Would you rather be the sole survivor of a nuclear war, or spend the rest of your life watching 10 episodes of Barney & Friends every day?

Would you rather have green skin, or have your face on backwards?

Would you rather have horns or ears as big as your hands?

Would you rather give up your telephone or the internet?

Would you rather be homeless or blind and deaf?

Would you rather eat pig feet or cows eyeballs?

Would you rather be unable to sleep or unable to stay awake?

Would you rather be publicly ridiculed daily or suffer form voices in your head that tell you how awful you are?

Would you rather live inside a computer world or live inside a graphic novel?

would you rather have someone pull your fingernails out one by one, or pull your hair out bit by bit?

Would you rather be stalked by a serial killer, or live with a GWB look-alike (male or female, doesn't matter)?
Would you rather have a slipped disk or a kidney stone?

Would you rather have chronic diarrhea or chronic vomiting for a week straight?

Would you rather have a chronic but non-lethal disease, or be in a coma for two years?

Would you rather be illiterate or be pathologically shy?

Would you rather have your home burn down in a fire, or be beaten up and hospitalized for a week?

Would you rather read that your ramblings make people sick or that they are pointless?

Would you rather be run over by a truck or gain 20 pounds?

Would you rather have no sense of equilibrium (bang into things, fall down all the time, be dizzy...) or no sense of humour?

Would you rather feel guilt or physical pain?

Would you rather have to live in a tree or in a cave?

would you rather be homeless or have to fight in a war?

Would you rather live in a filthy house or have only a spotless cubicle with room only for a bed and not enough head room?

Would you rather be lost in a foreign country for a month, or be a victim of identity theft?

Would you rather drink nothing but cream soda from now on, or eat nothing but crappy hotdogs from now on?

Would you rather have a super stuffy nose or an horrible hacking cough?

Would you rather fall in love with an accordion player with a jealous monkey or eat Charlie Chaplin's shoes?

Would you rather be transported two hundred years into the future or into the past?

would you rather walk on broken glass or walk on coals?

Would you rather be stuck in the dessert with no water or lost at sea with water all around and not a drop to drink?

would you rather be tortured by burns or paper cuts?

Would you rather have a lisp or a stutter?

Would you rather have to destroy every thing you've ever created, or be unable to create from now on?

would you rather have no eyebrows or no fingernails ?

Would you rather follow me or have me follow you?

Would you rather run out of gas in the middle or nowhere or be stuck in traffic for three hours?

Would you rather have irritating parents or irritating children?

Would you rather dance or swing in a hammock?

Would you rather be locked in a windowless room, or locked outside all night?

Would you rather be constantly misunderstood or completely unable to understand everyone else?

Would you rather have a moldy refrigerator or a moldy shower?

Would you rather get caught in a rainstorm or windstorm?

would you rather go to the funeral of someone you respected in your skivvies or be unable to communicate in any manner other than broadway show tunes for a month?

Would you rather have a voice that always sounded like you'd just inhaled helium, or a voice that sounded like you had a ball of phlegm in your throat all the time?

have eat/drink like a cat for the rest of your life...you can no longer use utensils or your hands to eat - you will have to stick your face in the dish and bite or lick (of course you will have the lovely sand paper-like cat tongue!) or have cat whiskers on your face - FOREVER - and you are unable to remove them ?

Following maps or just following your feet?

would you rather have cats ears on your head (in addition to your normal human ears)have a pig tail?

Would you rather get into one bad relationship after another, or remain loveless for the rest of your life?

Would you rather the world ended by fire or by ice?

would you rather be lowered into a vat of someone else's phlegm or submerged in a tub of leeches and slugs?

Would you rather fail out of college or have your marriage fail?

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